Four…Five…FIRE!
A few years ago my father attempted to play a practical joke on his uncle. Although the exact details escape me, this practical joke consisted of my father setting up […]
A few years ago my father attempted to play a practical joke on his uncle. Although the exact details escape me, this practical joke consisted of my father setting up […]
The place, Portlethen. The year, 1988. I was but a fresh-faced, chubby little thing who lived an innocent life in a world where rabbits could talk, bluebirds could sing and […]
The place, Blackpool. The year, 1988. I am a robust nine year-old looking very much like Hayley Joel Osment – only cuter. We’ve been travelling for hours on the well-worn […]
The place, Jersey. The year, 1989. Saint Helier; Capitol of Jersey, home of ace detective Bergerac and not the location of the most random and frankly ridiculous question ever posed […]